craig and david

From: Craig Paul (craig@bleedingedge.co.uk)
To: David Shatt (david@bleedingedge.co.uk)


RE: Welcome back! Now focus...

Hi David,

Hope the trip to the Caymans was a productive one? Saw the photo you posted on Twitter of that guy Ian getting teabagged, looked absolutely classic! Anyway I thought I'd just give you a quick run down of the projects you left me with -

Saniflo
I had a long chat with Francis from their marketing department - 24 carat douchebag BTW - and I basically told him there was no way we could do what he wanted for the budget he was tossing about, so I said we'd have to turn down the job. However, the boss then got wind of this and called him back, told him we'd do it for £10k under his budget and that we'd also throw in an iPad app as part of the deal. Total fucking rim job, but what can you do, the boss reckons we need to "put it about a bit" to attract more business from emerging markets. There's no way we can get that translator in now, otherwise we're going to lose money on this, but Pete reckons we can just use one of those free translation sites instead. I did a quick test, I used one to translate some of the Saniflo copy into Russian then back into English, and I think it looks alright:

"Sanibest accepts expenditure and water from WC, a basin, a downpour and the urine trough. Unit powers the engine of high efficiency incorporated with radical macerator by action, powerful enough to consult with casual sanitary items, is an accident from which get rid in WC. It is exclusive unit for sites, where members of the public not necessarily familiar with macerator units, can involuntarily abuse themselves."


What do you reckon?


McDonald's iPhone App
We've made all the changes they asked for, so it should now be fine to put back on the App Store, although we couldn't resist putting a new Easter Egg in there. It was actually Kelv's idea, basically if you score three goals with the same player and you shake the phone, the players do this goal celebration where they all get their wangers out and kind of windmill them about, and it looks like the Olympic rings - Lozza is literally gonna puke his balls up when he see it, LOL!!



Craig


craig paul
project manager | bleeding edge creative
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