craig and david

From: Craig Paul (craig@bleedingedge.co.uk)
To: David Shatt (david@bleedingedge.co.uk)
CC: Barry Spence (b.spence@ufly2go.biz)


RE: Invitation To Tender - uFly2Go

Hi David,

Didn't get a chance to respond to this before we left for the pub this afternoon, but was chatting to Pete after you and Lozza left and we agreed on the following:

1. uFly2Go is a properly wank name for an airline.

2. Leeds Bradford is a properly wank airport to base your airline around, and I haven't even heard of Divplov or whatever it was.

3. Barry Spence sounds like a proper wanker.

4. Building on point 3 (see above), what kind of wankrag includes their degree qualification (HONS) in their email signature?

5. That barmaid who Lozza asked to toss him off in the toilets was a total bitch for getting him kicked out, and also a total ledge for then tossing you off by the canal. (Don't worry, I won't tell Jenni. She's not on Twitter, right?)

I may now be unreasonably drunk for what is literally 7.30 on a Monday night, but I think I have the company's best interests in mind when I say that we totally shouldn't be wasting our time working with two-bit shitpieces like Barry Spence, and we totally should be spending more time taking the afternoon off to get shitfaced and tossed off.

Thoughts?


Craig

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