craig and david

From: Laurence.Chaftwa@london2012.com (via Lozzzzzzza@gmail.com)
To: Craig Paul (craig@bleedingedge.co.uk), David Shatt (david@bleedingedge.co.uk), Pete Kowalski (peter@bleedingedge.co.uk)


TOP LEVEL BANTS

Lads,

Absolutely LEDGE night last night, I've only just cleaned all the vom off my shoes. Kelvin Gash - what a lad. Literally a top lad - LATL.

I know you probs won't read this email till Monday, but I got a call this afternoon from leather tits Veronica this morning - right in the middle of my hangover wank, totes buzz kill! Basically Locog don't want the app to even reference handball now - brand integrity, yeah? - so I reckon you should just go with Kelv's 'Burger Balls' idea, I literally think it would work really well, all the fatties will just sit there on their arse in their council flats playing it, and all the virtual burgers will make them want to go and get a real burger from Maccy D's, and their fingers will get so greasy from the burger that they won't be able to work the touch screen properly, and then they'll get really depressed and buy even more burgers - BANTS!

Can't believe Tanya turned up last night, completely random!! Did you smash her in the end Davey boy? Last thing I really remember is Craig getting done by that copper for slazzing up the front of that restaurant on Brick Lane, I think me and Pete pretty much legged it when that happened. Got some hilaire photos on my phone, that one of Kelv with his todger out is jokes, lmao!!!

Keep it central,

Lozza


Laurence Chaftwa
Head of Interactive Olympian Cloud Marketeering at Locog 2012
London 2012
One Churchill Place
Canary Wharf
London E14 5LN

Electronic Mail: Laurence.Chaftwa@london2012.com
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