To: Craig Paul (craig@bleedingedge.co.uk)
CC: David Shatt (david@bleedingedge.co.uk)
Boys,
Totes sorry to have landed you with basically the GAYEST sport since soggy biscuit (Craig: remember at school when you and Eggy Eden had to share the biscuit with tongues? Literally Classic: LC. David: soggy biscuit is basically where you cum on a biscuit and Craig has to eat it? Just a heads up, I heard you went state).
I know it's deadly but maybe just put a few of those Easter Egg thingys in? Had a big session with the Maccy D crew last night and Henley literally had some classic suggestions:
- Tranny-time: Every time a lady Asian scores, she grows a cock which makes her go super fast and you can wang it about with the touch screen for extra Bic Mac points.
- Milkshake Mayhem: When the other team commits a foul, the referee can spray an extra large milkshake all over their side of the court/field/whatever and make it super slippery for them (obvs with hilarious cummy overtones) - again, touchscreen.
- Chat: We all agree you should be able to throw around some seriously offensive banter via Siri. Is that possible? We all have Blackberry's so we weren't sure.
Laurence Chaftwa
Head of Interactive Olympian Cloud Marketeering at Locog 2012
London 2012
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